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The Chaos of English Pronunciation / 初見でどのくらい読めるでしょうか!

Freitag, 5. Januar 2018, 18:08 | 2 Comments

Very happy new year everyone! I sure hope the year was off to a good start. Mine had been rather uneventful, but that's okay because I just stumbled upon this little (well...) poem that a friend of mine shared with me a few years ago. Now that I've been teaching English for SEVEN (!) I thought I would take on the challenge and give it a go. Here it is: 

明けましておめでとうございます。皆さん新年をどうお過ごしでしょうか。さてFacebookを見ていたら数年前に友人がシェアしてくれたこんな詩を見つけました。著者は実は「英国を観察した」という面白い肩書のオランダ人なのですが彼の目(耳、かな)から見て不自然と思った英語におけるスペルと発音の「乖離」をそのまま詩にしたものです(と勝手に思っています)。英会話を教えて7年、「じゃあやってやろうじゃないか」ということでチャレンジしました。ネイティブでも知らない単語が沢山あるので楽しめるそうですよ。ではどうぞ

And here is the actual poem. I'm pretty sure all you English speakers would enjoy tackling this just as much! / そして以下がその詩です。皆さんも今年の目標として練習してみてはいかがでしょうか。

発音を勉強している方々へのメッセージ:このように英語はスペルからその発音が想像できない(してもあっていないことが多い)言語です。だからこそ文字情報に頼るのではなく耳から聞いてそれを赤ちゃんのように真似してみる、といった練習を是非取り入れてください。更に必要なのは語彙力です。口の筋肉がある発音をする準備ができていてもその単語をまず知らなければ支えてしまうでしょう。そういった点からもお口周りだけの練習をするのではなく総合的に(例:英文を普段から読む習慣をつける)見るようにしてください。そういったレッスンも発音レッスンではやっております。では!

Dearest creature in creation,

Study English pronunciation.

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

I will keep you, Suzy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy.

Tear in eye, your dress will tear.

So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain.

(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)

Now I surely will not plague you

With such words as plaque and ague.

But be careful how you speak:

Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;

Cloven, oven, how and low,

Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,

Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,

Exiles, similes, and reviles;

Scholar, vicar, and cigar,

Solar, mica, war and far;

One, anemone, Balmoral,

Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German, wind and mind,

Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,

Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.

Blood and flood are not like food,

Nor is mould like should and would.

Viscous, viscount, load and broad,

Toward, to forward, to reward.

And your pronunciation’s OK

When you correctly say croquet,

Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,

Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour

And enamour rhyme with hammer.

River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,

Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,

Neither does devour with clangour.

Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,

Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,

And then singer, ginger, linger,

Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,

Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,

Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.

Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.

Though the differences seem little,

We say actual but victual.

Refer does not rhyme with deafer.

Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

Dull, bull, and George ate late.

Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,

Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,

Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed,

People, leopard, towed, but vowed.

Mark the differences, moreover,

Between mover, cover, clover;

Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,

Chalice, but police and lice;

Camel, constable, unstable,

Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.

Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,

Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succour, four.

Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.

Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,

Dandelion and battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.

Say aver, but ever, fever,

Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.

Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.

Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.

Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere.

Seven is right, but so is even,

Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,

Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,

Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)

Is a paling stout and spikey?

Won’t it make you lose your wits,

Writing groats and saying grits?

It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough,

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!!!

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